HOW YOU PLAY

Before the game begins, create an earth-shattering penalty for the loser. Gather round; shuffle the cards; stack them in one deck face down. Each person draws a card when it is their turn. When the deck is gone, whoever has the most points wins. Be clever and have fun.

TEAMS: Optimal way to play the game. All rules still apply. Teammates cannot sit next to one another. Team(s) with the least amount of points loses. 

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YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS

 

CATEGORIES

There are five types of cards in the deck: "Life", "Shade", "The T", "Wildcard" and "Whenever".

Life: The chance to shine bright like a diamond.  

Shade: You finally have permission to say and do some disrespectful shit.

The T: Speak the truth about all questions or your card may literally be pulled. (see "The Whole T" below).

Wildcard: This is where you find out who wants to win the most.

Whenever: You'll see these cards "Whenever" you buy the deck.

 

USEFUL TERMS AND PHRASES

Bitch Move:

  • (excl) To order a female dog out of your way.  

  • (n) If you take a card and would prefer not to do it, you must announce that you are "Pulling a Bitch Move". Then place it AND your highest card at the bottom of the deck. (Note: you are only allowed two "Bitch Moves" per game.) 

The Whole T:

  • (n) If you were given a cup of tea, instead of a pot, one would ask for “The Whole T”.

  • (n) AFTER the person completes the task on "The T" card-If you know they are lying, didn’t state the full truth, or have a better story that they resolved not to state, you can recite the whole truth and take their card, thus points.

Read:

  • (v) An archaic form of watching television.
  • (v) Tell someone what they don’t want to hear but need to.

Neighbor: 

  • (n) Person who inappropriately records your daily activities. 
  • (n) The donkey to your left.